So...Yeah This is Basically Me Right Now

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/07/2019 at 16:12 • Filed to: shitpost

I so wanna get a gun rack then put a Super Soaker in it .

DISCUSSION (21)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 16:16

Don’t forget the sea of scratch tickets carpeting the floor

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 16:20

a super soaker..... ah that takes me back

/me is a veteran of the canadian invasion, fallout tactics

punkgoose17 > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 16:23

Would you get a Calvin peeing on a Mercedes symbol because they messed up your S mart cars?

DipodomysDeserti > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 16:23

That’s more like a Northerner’s guide to looking like a cowgirl.

A real Ranger starter pack would include a trailer made out of the bed of another pickup, a few rakes and brooms, twelve feet of lawn trimmings, and two different types of wheels. If you want to be real legit you’ll still be sporting Sonora plates. Extra points if you have a four door. Definitely no guns visible through the windows.

-guy who’s owned a few Rangers in a place that still has cowboys and girls.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 16:26

If I never had to hear old town road again it would still be too soon. It's basically white rednecks way of saying I'm not racist, I have a black friend

Mercedes Streeter > punkgoose17
06/07/2019 at 16:36

Oh that would be really on the nose! lol

Mercedes Streeter > DipodomysDeserti
06/07/2019 at 16:41

Oh I know! This is highly specific to my plans for my Gambler 500 theme, which is currently “cowgirl power ranger”.

Tristan > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/07/2019 at 16:45

That song is cancer.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/07/2019 at 16:49

I feel attacked right now

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 17:26

That’s a great collage except for the Ranger*.

*The Ford Ranger is a robust and dependable conveyance, just a miserable thing to drive.

Mercedes Streeter > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/07/2019 at 17:42

Nooooo! Mine’s fine to drive. I mean it drives like a truck which means not like my little go kart smarts , but I don’t find anything wrong with how it drives. :D

fhrblig > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/07/2019 at 17:47

Mine was pretty decent to drive. It had plenty of power and the 5-speed was reasonably crisp. To ride in? Not so much. I think Smarts have more interior room.

fhrblig > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 17:49

You forgot a Gadsden sticker.

Kinja'd!!!

I have one of these somewhere but I can’t find it. As soon as I do it's going on my F-150.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > fhrblig
06/07/2019 at 17:54

My wife had one for a work truck that was V6/Auto and it wasn’t bad. Velour seats, A/C, et cetera. Then they gave her a new one with a four-banger and a five-speed and it was underpowered and had a choppy throttle which made it impossible to drive smoothly, and too-tall gearing and boy, did I ever hate that thing. And did I mention, no A/C because the boss was too cheap?

fhrblig > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/07/2019 at 18:00

I had a 2009 with a 4-cylinder and it seemed alright. I drove it in the mountains a bunch and it never felt too underpowered. But I had to drive a coworker to the office one morning and he was a big guy like me. That was the dictionary definition of claustrophobic.

Mercedes Streeter > fhrblig
06/07/2019 at 18:20

Omg, one of these and a no step on snek!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
06/07/2019 at 18:34

Couldn’t have been any more cramped than me, my brother , and my dad crammed into his single cab 1g Taco

TheRealBicycleBuck > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 18:41

Yeah, don’t try to swing that in the South. The Ranger is the hairdressers’ car of the truck world. My wife told me that I was lucky she didn’t see my little truck before she had already agreed to go out with me. :)

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/07/2019 at 18:51

I don’t know. Co-worker was a large dude. I think he was somewhere between 350-400 lbs at the time. I’m nowhere near that big, but I swear the doors sprung open when we got to work. But that gen Tacoma is pretty tiny too, so could be.

Three across is miserable in most trucks, even full size. I think those are the worst times I’ve had in a vehicle; crammed into a single-cab work truck with two other guys, in summer, and the A/C doesn’t work (or it doesn't even have A/C).

Longtime Lurker > fhrblig
06/07/2019 at 19:45

I once had 3 people in the cab of my Ranger, all of us wearing big winter coats.

fhrblig > Mercedes Streeter
06/07/2019 at 23:13

This is my other favorite:

Kinja'd!!!